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Hello, This is Van from the Petridish. I know you've all been waiting for the pepper to update but apparently, she's in Antartica right now, visiting the Penguins she had for seatmates some months ago. I heard they're going to discuss some special project. Now, I have no idea what this project is going to be about, but all I can divulge is that she went right after she watched the movie Madagascar. Of course, I could prolly provide as stand-in with this world domination thingy. But as I know I can't do it better than Pepperella, you'll just hafta wait for her. She's still out there, yanno. And one of these days, she'll pop up with a mean kick in your arses. Sincerely, Van of the Petridish PS: All of the action is in here.
PS: Pepperella's secretary, just in case that you misses her, is also on vacation, consulting a Los Angeles liposuction expert in the hope that she'll reduce her Miss Piggy waist to a Miss Vellum size.
PPS: Rest assured that Pepperella resembles nothing of her secretary. She's perfection.
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She was quite satisfied with terrorizing the community of dust bunnies under her bed using her dependable broom (now upgraded to a vacuum cleaner) until she heard Marx's cry. Now, she knows that life is so much more than that: there are so many things to CONQUER. And so she began terrorizing the universe of mildew in her bathroom.
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Guy 1: "Pepperella? You mean, offspring of Peppermint and Mozzarella?"
So there you go. They could surmise but can never be really sure. And whether the "pepe" in the deduction is a guy's name or the tagalog name for the female's genital, we can never be sure too.
*** True, true. But then, Pepperella is not sweet. She's spicy.
*** This is the page where Vanessa Academia entertains her delusions of grandeur. If you are unfortunate enough to drop by and for some weird reason, you were drawn to read, pray that you don't feel nauseous afterwards. I was told that this really has that kind of effect on persistent readers. Please don't say that I didn't warn you. For more nauseous side effects, by all means, visit this blog: http://thispetridishlife.blogdrive.com |
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