This is Van from the Petridish. I know you've all been waiting for the pepper to update but apparently, she's in Antartica right now, visiting the Penguins she had for seatmates some months ago. I heard they're going to discuss some special project. Now, I have no idea what this project is going to be about, but all I can divulge is that she went right after she watched the movie Madagascar.
Of course, I could prolly provide as stand-in with this world domination thingy. But as I know I can't do it better than Pepperella, you'll just hafta wait for her. She's still out there, yanno. And one of these days, she'll pop up with a mean kick in your arses.
Sincerely,
Van of the Petridish
PS:
All of the action is in here.
PS: Pepperella's secretary, just in case that you misses her, is also on vacation, consulting a Los Angeles liposuction expert in the hope that she'll reduce her Miss Piggy waist to a Miss Vellum size.
PPS: Rest assured that Pepperella resembles nothing of her secretary. She's perfection.
